Comments on: Anybody got a recipe for mockingbird?

By: Dick Jenkins

Dick Jenkins — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 01:04:10 +0000

Del,
Sam’s Club recently had a sale on plastic owls. They offered two flavors, static and dynamic. The dynamic owl was battery powered and rotated about. So the solution is not what, it is Hoooo. They say it even works on the ivory-billed woodpecker. Now I can attest to that since I’ve not had a visit from them in years.

Do you need anymore fatherly advise Del?

By: mary

mary — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 18:39:39 +0000

Hush little baby, don’t say a word. Mama’s gonna buy you a mockingbird.

By: Chief007

Chief007 — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 23:06:27 +0000

I recommend you do what that crazy guy who puts up signs in his empty lot did when he was being persecuted by birds a couple of years ago: call the police!

It’s obviously a conspiracy, and now you’re being targeted by the same evil bird forces.

By: Morris Fraser

Morris Fraser — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 23:21:36 +0000

Assuming you really don’t know and I’m being set up for a joke, it’s a cloth tied around the hose to prevent lobster butter from dripping.

And if you don’t want to accept that, I’ll say it’s the outside faucet.

By: nativeborn

nativeborn — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 23:10:02 +0000

“Can you come over and spray the darn thing for me? I don’t have a hose.”

Sure you do Del. Look down.

By: Del Stone Jr.

Del Stone Jr. — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 18:56:44 +0000

Hose bib? What’s that?

By: Diane

Diane — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 18:13:54 +0000

Close the window???

By: Morris Fraser

Morris Fraser — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 11:58:12 +0000

I’ve got one you can use, if you can come by and pick it up. I might even rent you a nozzle. However, if you don’t have a hose in NW Florida, I wonder if you even know what a hose bib is, so I am a bit concerned that you need a training session on use of all this technical equipment. I know you know a lot about digital, but I’m not sure about your qualifications with analog.

By: Grunttgh

Grunttgh — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:02:31 +0000

Find a female mocking bird to keep him occupied that is what he whats.

By: Del Stone Jr.

Del Stone Jr. — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 17:17:34 +0000

Really? The alarm clock makes ‘em shut up?